HOW TO SCARE GIRLS
Look, I know you’re thinking it’s probably a fake. I mean, why would I sell you a real list of how to scare girls? It’s like the ultimate betrayal of my kind or something, right? Except, I get it. Scaring girls… it’s fun.
Last week, Becca, Abbey, and I were getting tadpoles by the stream, and I saw this dead fish. So I picked it up to show them. Only, they started screaming - like it was a brain eating zombie instead of some stupid old fish. Next thing I know, I’m chasing them with it, and it was…..Anyhow, scaring girls? I get it now.
The list is one dollar, and I guarantee they’ll all work. Only, save number eight for your mom. Mom’s are girls too, right? And number eight, made my mom have to lay down with a wash cloth on her face for a whole hour. It was amazing.
Ha Ha I used that for my audition and passed
ReplyDeleteA friend recommended this and now I totally know why!! XD
ReplyDeleteI am going to use this for my audition
ReplyDeleteI am totally using this, its fantastic
ReplyDeleteDo we need permission to use this monologue for an audition?
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